Miscellaneous Quotes
This section has a bunch of miscellaneous quotes from all different episodes of "The Simpsons" that we dug up. Tons of great moments from the run of the show are featured here, so have fun listening to them all. Just click the quote you want to hear and listening enjoyment is only seconds away. Special Note - these quotes are from the public domain, with uncredited sources, but if you're interested, we did not record these sounds.
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These are some of the best lines (in sound form) from the greatest show "The Simpsons". They may take a few seconds to download, but I encourage everyone to listento them. Each one is good for a laugh. Enjoy!
- I'm called Ralph
- A lemon ball so sour....
- Ahh! I mean Ahhlow....
- Are we Jewish?
- King's horror book
- All Gore doll.
- Alright now there can only be one Krusty....
- Am I better than you
- an elephant ran through your front yard....
- and that's how Willy waters....
- Apu gets back
- archeological dig
- Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart.... - Editor's Choice
- So Lenny says...
- The bus that couldn't slow down - Editor's Choice
- Somebody smells stinky...
- I like stories
- Mr. Thomson
- No bible stories for you tonight.
- You want the truth?...
- Then we realized we could park them in front of the tv... - Editor's Choice
- Australia, America, Australia, America
- What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes...
- You ugly hatefilled man...
- Bake 'em away toys. - Editor's Choice
- Bannana Bread?!?!
- Barking up the wrong bush....
- Bart is a vampire...
- If Lisa is better than you at hockey, does that mean...
- Before I was too old and noone wanted my help...
- Better to remain silent
- ...it's not weather you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
- Give me the number for 911...
- Give us three hundred pretzels...
- Go School!..
- Good, cause I need directions.
- Got any three's...
- ...I want a bib too.
- ...Here we go again.
- The lamp's running away...
- Grandpa's story
- Grease me up woman...
- He thought that trip to the guillotine factory was just for fun..
- Halfback passes to center... - Editor's Choice
- Hand talk
- Hang my coat up on the wall...
- Happiest man in Springfield
- He actually wrote diddly.
- He ate the head and gave it a bad review.
- He didn't even have a clock
- He's grooming me. - Editor's Choice
- He's the greatest guy in history.
- Hello I'm Mr Plow...
- Hello, I am not interested in buying the house,...
- Here are the most popular personalities on television...
- Hey Bartalyboobaly...
- Hey buddy got a quarter...
- ...purple is a fruit.
- Homer goes crazy
- Homer takes the baptismal
- Now that's psychiatry
- I have a feeling some bad stuff is gonna go down.
- Mr. Plow rap
- Honest citezens are gonna stand up to....
- How did you take off your underwear...
- I almost had him eating dogfood.
- I am so smart smrt...
- I believe you have a letter for me...
- I can see your doodle...
- I can't believe you don't shut up.
- I can't here myself think...
- I can't wait to eat that monkey.
- I could pull a better cartoon out of my...
- I derive your truth handeling abilities.
- I do not speak english...
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- I hate his little face...
- I have asked you nicely not to mangle with my merchindise...
- I heard the teachers will crack any minute...
- I kill that Mr. Burns...
- I kinda ran over his dog... - Editor's Choice
- I know you can read my thoughts boy...
- I love these lazy Saturdays...
- I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- I swear I didn't touch her...
- I was thinking about how much I enjoy your interests....
- I'll just have a cup of cofee...
- I'll deal with those murderous trolls.
- I'm a doctor not a gardener...
- I'm a pretty lousy president.
- I'm a stupid moron...
- I'm better than dirt...
- I'm full of chocolat.
- I'm making people happy...
- I'm Mr. Burns blah blah blah...
- I'm not going to swear...
- I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 50.
- I'm worried about the beer supply...
- I've got a hankerin for some spankerin.
- If you get eaten it's your own fault...
- Is Cat Now.
- Is it a local call.
- It was a pornaugraphy store...
- It'd be a lot easier finding waldo without all the people.
- It's 11.00...
- It's funny cause it's true...
- It's funny cause you smell.
- It's like a lava lamp - Editor's Choice
- It's my first day
- It's suppose to say Jays name not yours...
- Joan, give me your dessert.
- Joey joe joe jr. shabadoo... - Editor's Choice
- What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?..
- Just eat the oranges.
- Kiss my sorry butt...
- He paid me and Carl $1000 just to kiss each other...
- Laughing in French
- Lets just say it moved me...
- Lisa likes Nelson
- Lisa, are you going to marry a carrot?
- Look at that pointy haired little girl...
- Look over there...
- Make like my pants and split
- Making Homer choke
- Malibu Stacy
- Man getting hit with football... - Editor's Choice
- Marge pretending to be god
- Mayor Quimby even released side show bob...
- Me loose brain, uh oh...
- Moe at NRA
- Moldy, old, I'm gonna get something to eat
- I can't wait to eat that monkey
- Moutaingoat
- Mr Burns' TV
- Mr Jackass, I mean Simpson
- Mr. Thomson - Editor's Choice
- Mr Moe? No
- Mss krabbaple princapal skinner making babies...
- Who wants chocolate icecream?
- Dad what's a muppet? - Editor's Choice
- My asthema's gone...
- My automobile...
- My balogana has a first name...
- My Homer is not a communist...
- My husband is on a murderous randpage... - Editor's Choice
- My name is Barney Gumble...
- Never try
- Nice shows...two feet
- No bible stories for you
- No, I think she's hot
- Not Lenny
- Now where did I put my badge.
- Open face club sandwich...
- phone companies
- Please save me superman
- principal or a catapiller... - Editor's Choice
- Prof. Frink, Prof. Frink make you laugh...
- Put me down for one of each
- R..Q..J...
- Did you wreck the car? Did you raise the dead?...
- Recorded the conversation
- Remember that time I dropped my keys...
- Save me from the wee turtles...
- Save me superman
- Schools out!
- Scooby-doo can doo doo...
- Slow down egg head
- So Lenny says that I'm...slow...
- ...so you work for Carl
- So your admitting you grabbed her can...
- Sockpupets! - Editor's Choice
- Soothing ocean sounds
- Sorry to disturb you doctor Hibbert...
- Spruce Moose
- Stalk Lenny and Carl
- Steal his idea
- Stealing!
- Strap yourself in and feel the gees
- Take a bite out of you
- Take off my belt...
- That dog has a puffy tail...
- That is so 1991
- That job is taken.mp3
- That team sure did suck...
- That thing is really, really, really, good
- That yellow shaped rock
- That's a paddlin.
- That's bad, that's good... - Editor's Choice
- That's the last time you slap you're willy around
- The best part was when the buildings fell down.
- The bus that couldn't slow down.
- The doctor said I wouldn't...
- The dogs or the bees...
- The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat...
- The following tales are true, and by true I mean false... - Editor's Choice
- The old flower shop
- The VIP badges
- There cooking kids in the school cafeteria
- There is your king size bed for...
- There's a rocket in my pocket...
- There's no such thing as a talking dog
- There's something about flying a kite...
- Good work inspector find it...
- This is a simple lie detector... - Editor's Choice
- This is Ned Flanders my friend
- This is strictly a Flanders affair....wav
- To contine..screw it.
- Too scared to even...
- Travel back in time
- Typical Marge
- Vampires are make believe...
- war-clapper
- Well that's super
- Well, ten beers
- What kind of pathedic drunk do you take me for...
- What's a gym... oh a gym....wav
- What's a wedding
- Where would you like to eat...
- Where's the any key...
- Whose gonna knock you down...
- Why aren't you saying anything...
- Wiggum, ralph.
- Yah some magical animal...
- yeeeeeeeeeees
- You awful man stay away from my son... - Editor's Choice
- You call that a knife...
- You cannon hurt a twinkie...
- You don't know what it's like...
- You don't win friends with salad...
- You have a gambling problem...
- You told me this stream was shallow...
- You wanna dig...
- Your car has been crushed into a cube... - Editor's Choice
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