We used to have a much simpler set-up for this page, where people just sent an e-mail directly to Eric. Spam, however, had led this page down the dark path it now treads.

Please, please, please remember to put your e-mail address down. This one guy, W.D. Colburn, is the most awesome person who e-mails me... but since he leaves no return e-mail, I can never tell him that.

We get more funny e-mails on this site than Eric even knows what to do with. But we love getting more. Especially praise. When it comes to compliments, we're ravenous, blood-sucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more!

Users are always full of helpful information or entirely reasonable requests:

It had an error and told me to tell you - monty

i love the simpsons and think that their should be the simpsons first full lenth featured movie - mike dobbs

I need to know how many Guest stars have been on the Simpsons up to the 16th season. please Answer a.s.a.p. - john

Some people are really confused about who we are. They make for, possibly, the most entertaining e-mails of all. For instance: matt i love your show and to le you know i have never downloaded a show off the internet and i have all your seasons and accories that are currently out write back - Alex Boyce

One of the funniest e-mails received: I wanted to know if I could copy down your song lyrics into my buddy profile. And I will give you credit. - sahil

Creepiest e-mail ever received: I really need a picture of Homer in a toga, do you know where I can find one? Im desperate. - Lauren

One gem from the immortal and possibly pseudonym-utilizing "Luis Rosales" - you guys need to show boobies!

If you get the joke in the third thing I said here, e-mail me and you win five points.