If you have any requests for desktop wallpapers, feel free to send them to us at the Contact page.

This page is almost exclusively composed of images from scenes, rather than the trendier, more artistically accomplished collages and computer manipulations you see at other sites. You can chalk that up to a lack of ambition, feelings of crippling inadequacy regarding my ability to use graphics applications, and a general preference for scenes over cool backdrops. If you think this is a bad policy, hit up the contact page

A Hitchhiker's Guide to Springfield was kind enough to fill up their wallpaper gallery with wallpapers using our original pictures, such as this one here. I'm not really mad at John Cruz and the rest of their staff, but I feel like I can just claim we have 50 more desktops than we do. So yeah. We have 70 desktops.

Some of the few wallpapers ever deleted from this section, for failing to meet basic standards of quality, heh, were ones of a Jebediah Springfield statue, Hans Moleman, and a strangely colored Bart holding a penny jar under his arm. You may see new and improved versions someday, but more likely you'll just have to track down old copies somewhere. Get cracking. If you can provide me with images of all 3, you'll win a special prize.