Song Lyrics

Season 1

Moanin' Lisa Blues

• I got a bratty brother
• He bugs me every day
• And this morning my own mother
• Gave my last cupcake away
• My dad he acts like
• Like he belongs in the zoo
• I'm the saddest kid
• The saddest kid in grade number 2

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

• All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
• Had a very shiny nose,
• And if you ever saw it,
• You would even say it glows
• Bart: Like a light bulb!
• Homer: Bart!
• All: All of the other reindeer,
• Used to laugh and call him names
• Lisa: Like Schnozzola!
• Homer: Lisa!
• All: They never let poor Rudolph,
• Join in any reindeer games
• Bart: Like strip poker!
• Homer: I'm warning you two!
• All: Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
• Santa came to say,
• Marge: Take it Homer!
• Homer: Err Rudolph, get your nose over here,
• So you can guide my sleigh today
• Grampa: Oh, Homer
• All: Then all the reindeer loved him,
• And they shouted out with glee:
• Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
• You'll go down in history!
• Bart: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk!
• Homer: You little

Season 2

Capitol City

• There's a swinging town I know called
• Capitol City!
• People stop and scream hello in
• Capitol City!
• It's the kind of place that makes
• A bum, feel like a king
• And it makes a king feel like
• Some nutty, coo-coo, super king!
• (Look, it's Tony Bennet!)
• (Hey, nice to see you!)
• It's against the law to frown, in
• Capitol City!
• You'll giggle like a stupid clown
• When you chance to see, 4th street and D!
• Yeh!
• Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam
• From Capitol City my home sweet Yeh!
• From Capitol City that happy tall city
• From Capitol City my home sweet, swinging home!!!!!!

Season 3

Happy Birthday Lisa

• Lisa it's your birthday
• God's blessed you this day
• You gave me the gift of a little sister
• And I'm proud of you today
• Lisa it's your birthday!
• Happy birthday Lisa!
• Lisa it's your birthday!
• Happy birthday Lisa!
• I wish you love and good will
• I wish you praise and joy
• I wish you better than your heart desires
• And your first kiss from a boy
• Lisa it's your birthday
• Happy birthday Lisa!
• Lisa it's your birthday
• Happy birthday Lisa!

Talkin' Softball

• Well Mr Burns had done it
• The power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while
• Mile Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
• While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile
• We're talkin softball, from Maine to SanDiego
• Talkin' softball: Mattingly and Conceco
• Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw;
• Steve Sax and his run-ins with the law
• Were talkin Homer, Ozzie and the Straw

Flaming Moe's

• When the weight of the world has got you down,
• and you want to end your life
• Bills to pay, a dead end job,
• and problems with the wife
• Well don't throw in the towel
• cause there's a place right down the block
• Where you can drink your miseries away
• At fla-ming Moes Where liquor in a mug will warm you like a hug
• (*harmonizing*) Let's all go to flaming Moe's... Flaming Moe's
• And happiness is just a flaming Moe away
• Happiness is just a flaming Moe away

Your Wife Don't Understand You

• You work all day for some old man, sweat and break your back:
• then you go home to your castle, but your queen won't cut you slack
• That's why your losing all your hair, that's why your overweight
• That's why you flipped your pickup truck right off the inner state
• There's a lot of bull around you; there's nothing you can do
• Your wife don't understand you, but I do
• No your wife don't understand you, but I do
• I said no one understands you but I do

Finally Bagged Me a Homer

• Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
• when the coach called me up to the plate
• I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin' and kissin'
• my average was point double eight
• So I spit on my hands, knocked the dirt from my spikes
• and pointed right toward center field
• This time I'm hittin' a home run
• This time my love is for real
• I'll slide I'll steal, I'll sacrafice:
• I'll lob and fly for you
• I've been slumpin all season
• but now I've found a reason
• I've struck on a love that is true
• I used to play the field; I used to be a roamer
• But the season's turning around for me now; I finally bagged me a homer
• That's right! I finally bagged me a homer

Season 4

Kamp Krusty Song

• Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty
• By the shores of Big Snake Lake
• Though your swings are rusty
• We know they'll never break!
• From your gleaming mess hall
• To your hallowed baseball field
• To your spic-and-spam infirmiry
• Where all our wounds are healed!
• Hail to thee Kamp Krusty
• Below Mt Avalanche
• We will always love Kamp Krusty!
• A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation
• All rights reserved!

A Burns Tribute

• There is a man There is a man
• A certain man
• A man who's grace and handsome face are known across the land
• You know his name You know his name
• It's Mr Burns! It's Mr Burns
• He loves to smoke, enjoys a joke ahahahahaha!
• Why he's worth ten times what he earns
• He's Mr Burns I'm Mr Burns
• He's Monty Burns I'm Mr Burns
• To friends he's known as Monty but to you he's known as Mr Burns!
• Bur bur bur bur Burns!
• Burns

Monorail

• Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!
• Lanley: What'd I say?
• Ned Flanders: Monorail!
• Lanley: What's it called?
• Patty & Selma: Monorail!
• Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
• Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud
• Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud
• Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
• Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend
• Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
• Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs
• Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
• Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level
• Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can
• Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man
• I swear it's Springfield's only choice
• Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
• All: Monorail!
• Lanley: What's it called?
• All: Monorail!
• Lanley: Once again
• All: Monorail!
• Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken
• Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
• All: Monorail!
• Monorail!
• Monorail!
• [big finish]
• Monorail!
• Homer: Mono D'oh!

The Mediocre Presidents

• We are the mediocre presidents
• You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
• There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
• There's Fillmore and there's Hayes
• There's William Henry Harrison
• I died in 30 days!
• We are the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable
• Caretaker presidents of the U... S... AAAAA

Lisa's Protest Song

• Come gather 'round, children, it's high time, ye learned!
• 'Bout a hero, named Homer, and a devil, named Burns
• We'll march 'till we drop, the girls and the fellas
• We'll fight to the death or else fold like umbrellas
• 'Cause we'll march day and night, by the big cooling towers
• They have the plant, but we have, the power!

The Plow King

• Linda Ronstadt: When the snow starts a-fallin'
• There's a man you should be callin'
• That's KL5-4796,
• Let it ring!
• Mr Plow is a loser,
• And I think he is a boozer,
• Barney & Linda: So you better make that call to the Plow King!

Homer's Beer Song

• When I was 17
• I drank a very good beer
• I drank a very good beer, I purchased
• With a fake ID
• My name was Brian McGee
• I stayed up listening to Queen
• When I was 17

Everyone Loves Ned Flanders

• Hens love roosters, geese love ganders;
• everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
• Not me!
• Everyone who counts love's Ned Flanders

Whacking Day

• Oh Whacking Day!
• Oh Whacking Day!
• Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day!
• We'll break their backs!
• Gouge out their eyes!
• Their evil hearts we'll pulverize!
• Oh Whacking Day!
• Oh Whacking Day!
• May God bestow his grace on thee

Gabbo Theme Song

• You're gonna like me, your gonna love me
• Cause I can do most anything
• I can do the hully gully,
• I can immitate Vinc Scully
• Lets take a time out from that triple play for this
• message from Farmer Dan's pure pork sausages Mmm, mmm
• I'll give out shiney dimes
• I'll travel back in time
• Your gonna like him, your gonna love him
• Cause it's the greatest show in town!
• Gabbo!

Season 5

Baby On Board

• Baby on board
• How I've adored
• That sign on my car's windowpane
• Bounce in my step
• Loaded with pep!
• 'Cuz I'm driving in the car-pool lane!
• Call me a square!
• Friend, I don't care
• That little yellow sign can't be ignored
• I'm telling you it's mighty nice!
• Each trip's a trip to Paradise
• With my baby on board!

Springfield Springfield!

• Springfield, Springfield!
• It's a hell of a town!
• The school yard's up and
• the shopping mall's down!
• The stray dogs go to the animal pound!
• Springfield Springfield!
• New York New York!
• New York is that-a-way man!
• Thanks kid!
• It's a hell of a toooooooown!

Jingle Bells (Robert Goulet)

• Jingle bells, Batman smells
• Robin laid an egg
• The Batmobile lost it's wheel
• And the Joker got away! Hey!

Who Needs The Kwik-E-mart?

• When I first arrived, you were all such jerks!
• But now I've come to looove, your quirks!
• Maggie with her eyes so bright!
• Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
• Lisa can philosophize!
• Bart's adept at spinning lies!
• Homer's a delightful fella!
• Sorry bout the salmonella!
• Hehe, that's okay!
• Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?
• Now here's the tricky part
• Oh won't you rhyme with meeee
• Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
• Their floors are sticky-mart!
• They made Dad sicky-mart!
• Let's hurl a bricky-mart!
• The Kwik-E-Mart is real Doh!
• Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
• Not meeee!
• Forget the Kwik-E-Mart!
• Goodbye to Kwik-Emart!
• Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
• Not me!

Season 6

We Do (The Stonecutters Song)

• Who controls the British Crown?
• Who Keeps The Metric System Down?
• We Do, We Do
• Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
• Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
• We Do, We Do
• Who holds back the electric car?
• Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star!
• We Do, We Do
• Who robs kegfish of their sight?
• Who rigs every Oscar night?
• We Do... We Doooo!

See My Vest

• You see, some men hunt for sport,
• Others hunt for food,
• The only thing I'm hunting for,
• Is an outfit that looks good
• See my vest, see my vest,
• Made from real gorilla chest
• Feel this sweater, there's no better,
• Than authentic Irish Setter!
• See this hat, 'twas my cat
• My evening wear? vampire bat
• These white slippers are albino,
• African endangered rhino!
• Grizzly bear underwear,
• Turtles' necks, I've got my share
• Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
• So try my red robin suit,
• It comes one breast or two
• See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!
• Like my loafers?
• Former gophers!
• It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
• But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
• So let's prepare these dogs,
• Lady: Kill two for matching clogs!
• See my vest!
• See my vest!
• Oh, please, won't you see my vest!

Season 7

Senor Burns

• Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song
• Burns will always carry with him
• So I'll settle my score, on the salsa floor
• with this vengeful Latin rhythm
• Burns! Conelcorazon de perro!
• Senor Burns! El diablo con dinero!
• It may not surprise you, but all of us despise you
• Please die... and fry...
• In hell... you rotten...
• Rich old wretch!
• Adios vienjo!

Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

• I hate every ape I see!
• From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z!
• No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
• Oh my god, I was wrong! It was Earth, all along
• You finally made a monkey
• Yes we finally made a monkey
• Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
• I love you, Dr Zaius!

The Amendment Song

• Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
• I'm not garbage!
• I'm an amendment to be
• Yes an amendment to be
• And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me!
• There's a lot of flag-burners
• Who have got too much freedom
• I wanna make it legal for policemen
• To beat 'em
• 'Cuz there's limits to our liberties!
• Least I hope and pray that there are
• 'Cuz those liberal freaks go too far!
• But what if you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?
• Then I'll crush all opposition to me!
• And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
• If he fights back, I'll say that he's gaaaaaay!

Skinner and the Superintendent

• Skinner, with his crazyexplanations
• The Superintendent's going to need his medication
• When he hears Skinner's lame exaggeration
• There'll be trouble in town tonight!
• Seeeeeymooooour!

Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel

• Some folk'll never eat a skunk
• But then again, some folk'll
• Like Cletus
• The slack-jawed yokel
• Most folk'll never lose a toe
• And then again, some folk'll
• Like Cletus
• The slack-jawed yokel

Season 8

Scorpio Theme

• Scorpio!
• He'll sting you with his dreams, of power and wealth
• Beware of Scorpio!
• His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
• And his employee's health
• He'll welcome you into his lair
• Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!
• With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
• But beware of his generous pensions
• Plus three weeks paid vacation each year
• And on Fridays the lunch room serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
• He loves German beer!

We Put the Spring in Springfield

• You could close down Moe's or the Quick-E-Mart, and nobody would care
• But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere!
• We're the sauce on your cake we're the cheese in your cake
• We put the spring in Springfield!
• We're the lace on your night gown, the point after touchdown
• Yes we put the spring in Springfield!
• We're that little extra spice that makes existance extra nice;
• a giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
• Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals
• Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad; they seem to entertain your dad!
• The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguini;
• Yes we put the (boing!) in Springfield!
• We remember our first visit; the service was exquisite
• Why Joseph I had no idea!
• Come on now you were working here!
• Without it, we'd have had no fun since March of 1961!
• To shut them down now would be twisted,
• we just heard this place existed!
• The highlights in your hair-do, the extra arms on Vishnu!
• So don't take the (boing!)
• We won't take the (slide whistle)
• Yes let's keep the (crash) in Spriiiiiiiingfield!

Minimum Wage Nanny

• If you wish to be our sitter
• Please be sweet and never bitter
• Help us with math and book reports
• Might I add eat my shorts!
• Bart!
• Just cuttin' through the treacle
• If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
• Let me get away with moider
• Teach us songs and magic tricks
• Might I add, no fat chicks!
• Homer!
• The nanny we want is kindly and sage
• And one who will work for minimum wage
• Hurry nanny things are grim
• I'll do it!
• Anyone but him!

Cut Every Corner

• If there's a task that must be done, don't turn your tail and run;
• don't pout, don't sob
• Just do a half assed job
• If you cut every cornet it is really not so bad
• Everybody does it, even Mom and Dad
• If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad
• It's the American way!
• The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet
• Fighting crime is not my cup of tea
• And the clerk who runs the store, can charge a little more
• For meat For meat
• And milk And milk From 1984
• If you cut every corner you'll have more time for play
• It's the American way!

A Boozehound Named Barney

• In front of a tavern flat on his face,
• a boozehound named Barney is pleading his case
• Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass
• Come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass
• Buy me a brandy, a snifter of wine
• Who am I kidding, I'd drink turpentine
• Move it your drunk, or I'll blast your rear end!
• I found two bucks!
• Then come in my friend
• And so, let us leave on this heartwarming adf
• Can I be a boozehound?
• Not 'till your 15

Happy With Things the Way They Are

• Around thehouse, I never lift a finger!
• As a father and husband I'm sub-par
• I'drather drink a beer than win father of the year!
• I'm happy with things the waythey are
• I'm getting used to never getting noticed
• I'm stuck here 'till I can steal a car
• The house is still a mess and I'm going bald from stress,
• But we're happy with things the way they are
• They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbor
• Shut up Flanders
• Okily-Dokily-Doo!
• Don't think it's sour grapes but you're all a bunch of apes!
• And so I must be leeeeaving youuuuuuu!

Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Theme Show

• They fight and bite!... and bark!
• They fight and fight and bite... and bark!
• Fight fight fight!... woof woof woof!
• The Itchy and Scratchy... and Poochie show!

Season 9

Checkin' In

• He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent
• Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent
• Drinking and driving narcotics possession
• And that's just page one of his ten page confession
• I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us
• But this is LA and your rich and famous!
• I'm checkin' in He's checkin' in
• I'm checkin' in Checkin' checkin' checkin'
• No more pills or alcohol, no more pot or Damerol
• No more stinkin' fun at all!
• I'm checkin' in He's checkin in
• No more looking pale and thin;
• No more bugs beneath your skin
• Hey that's just my aspirin!
• Chuck it out! your checking in!

The Garbageman Can

• Who can take your trash out?
• Stomp it down for you?
• Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo?
• The Garbage Man!
• Yes the Garbage Man Can!
• The Garbage Man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you
• Whocan take this diaper?
• I don't mind at all!
• Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
• The Garbage Man!
• Yes the Garbage Man can
• The sanitation folks are jolly friendly blokes
• Courteous and easy-going!
• They'll mop up when you're over flowing!
• And tell you when your arse is showing!
• Who can?
• Who can?
• Who can?
• Who can?
• The Garbage Man can!
• 'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!
• He cleans the world... for... you!

Canyonero Theme

• Can you name the truck with 4-wheel drive?
• Smells like a steak, and seats 35!
• Canyonero! Canyonero!
• Well it goes real slow with the hammer down
• It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
• Canyonero! Canyonero! - Hey Hey!
• Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
• Sixty-five tons of American pride!
• Canyonero! Canyonero!
• Top of the line in utility sports!
• Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
• Canyonero! Canyonero!
• She blinds everybody with her super-high beams!
• She's a squirrel-squashin' deer-smackin' drivin' machine
• Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa Canyonero, Whoa!

All in the Family Parody

• Oh the way the Bee Gee's played
• Movies John Travolta made
• Guessing how much Elvis weighed
• Those were the days!
• And you knew where you were then!
• Watching shows like Gentle Ben
• Oh we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again
• Disco Doug and Fleetwood Mac
• Coming out of my eight-track
• Michael Jackson still was black
• Those were the days!

Season 10

Kids vs. Adults

• Adults!
• Kids!
• Adults!
• Kids! You had your fun now we've had our fill
• Yeah! You're only here cause mom forgot her pills
• Kids! You're bunch of scandalizing, vandalizing punks,
• Channel hopping, Ritalin popping monkeys! (just don't quit the fan club)
• Kids, I can nag and nag till my hair turns blue
• Kids! You bum my smokes and don't say thank you
• Why can't you be like we are? Oh what a bunch of brats!
• We oughta drown you just like cats
• Adults! you you run our lives like your Colonel Klink
• Adults! you strut around like your farts don't stink
• Adults! you're a drooling, snoring, brusing, boring bunch
• 3 martini, lunchers!, (I just ate a thumb tack)
• Adults, they're always telling us what to do
• Shut your traps!
• We're fed up with all of you whipper snaps
• We're trying to get some sleep here, it's almost 6:15
• What's the matter with
• Don't you treat us like
• Can't you just lay off
• We're all sick of you
• Kids, to-daaaaaay!

Season 11

Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl

• Stretch dude and clobber girl!
• He's a human rubber band and she's the hulk in pearls
• He's a limber lad, she's a powerful lass
• He'll ring your neck, and she'll kick your ass
• They're stretch dude and clobber girl!
• Stretch dude and clobber girl!
• Stretch dudeand clobber girl!

Testify

• I was a sinner, a real bad kid
• What thou shalt not, I shalt did
• Neighbors cat I tried to neuter,
• took a wiss on the school computer
• He took a wiss oh yes he did!
• Now I've changed you can't deny,
• so come on upand testify!
• Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
• My hip's misbhavin'
• Testify!
• Got a nicotine cravin
• Testify!
• There's a cramp in me glavin'
• Testify, testify, testify!
• My glasses make me look like a geek
• Now you'll get the girls you seek!
• We'll see you at makeout creek
• Bart's the boy of the hour, he's got the power
• So raise your voice and don't be shy,
• Test-i, test-i,
• Testiiiiiiiify! Come on up and testify!

My Horse Must Lose

• Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!
• We are the jockeys, jockeys are we
• We live underground in a fiberglass tree
• Ho! Who! He!
• We nerthe and help, we rain supreme,
• On toadstools grown by a chocolate stream
• But all is not well in jockey town
• Your renegade horse is making us frown
• What do you want me to do?
• Your horse must lose!
• My horse must lose?
• No win! No show! No place!
• Just loooooose the stinkin' race
• And what if I refuse to lose?
• We'll eat your brains!
• ...
• My horse must lose!

A Book About a Man

• In a motel room in Delacroix,
• I was drinking like a Dartsmouth boy,
• And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took
• Well I woke up on the puke green floor,
• And opened up a dresser drawer,
• Lookin' for a bottle but instead I found a book
• A book about a man!
• A book about the dude who lives above
• A book about a man!
• Who drives a pickup full of sweet, sweet love
• Now if you think he doesn't care,
• Or maybe that he isn't there,
• It's not too late to see how wrong you are
• So when your soul has gone astray,
• Just let G-d be your triple-A,
• He'll tow you to salvation and he'll overhaul your heart!

Season 12

This Log Is Your Log

• This log is your log, this log is my log,
• when lightening struck it, it hit the bucket
• I poured some onions, inside my trousers
• This log, used to be a tree
• Now it spreads love to you and me
• Look out, it's headed out to sea

Party Posse

• Party Posse, we rule the earth,
• greatest band since music's birth
• We love to sweat and we love to sing,
• We're really funky but not threatening
• We're the best band in the world,
• but we'd give it all up for that special girl
• Your that special girl! Special girl
• Your that special girl! Only you

The Spelling Bee

• I saw you last night at the spelling bee
• I knew right then that it was L-UV
• I've got to spell out what you mean to me,
• Cause I can no longer a bea silent G
• I've gotta spell out, I've gotta spell out
• I've gotta spell out what you mean to me

Drop Da Bomb

• Oh say can you rock!
• There's trouble in a far off nation
• Time to get out in love formation
• Your love is more deadly than Saddam,
• That's why I gotta drop da bomb!
• Party Posse!
• Yvan Eht Nioj, Yvan Eht Nioj, Yvan Eht Nioj
• This party is happenin, it's no mirage
• So sing it again, Yvan Eht Nioj
• Yvan Eht Nioj!

Season 13

Ode to Branson

• Remember the stars, you loved yesterday?
• Where did they go? Did they all pass away?
• Was it drugs or a car crush,
• or a face lift gone wrong?
• No they're right here in Branson
• and they're singing, this song!
• My name is Charo, I shake my maracas
• Remember me foo, I was BA Barachas
• We're the performers you thought were dead,
• like Bonnie Franklin and Adrienne Zmed
• Branson's the place we can always be found
• They took NICK at Night and made it a town
• You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay
• Just don't call me washed up, I do three shows a day
• Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground
• Yes I'm still alive and I'm making me sound
• vup hi vup hala voop voop
• So sit back, relax, and watch our revue!
• In Soviet Union, revue watches you!

They'll Never Stop the Simpsons

• Ulman shorts, Christmas show
• Marge's fling, Homer's bro
• Bart in well, Flanders fails,
• Whacking snakes, monorail
• Mr Plow, Homer in space
• Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
• Lisa's future, Selma's hobby,
• Marge not proud, Homer chubby
• Homer worries Bart is gay
• Poochie, U2, NRA
• Hippies, Vegas, and Japan,
• couplets, and Bart's boy band,
• Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
• Lisa's Buddhist, Homer tokes,
• Maggie blows Burns away... What else do I have to say!
• They'll never stop the Simpsons
• Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like:
• Marge becomes a robot
• Maybe Moe gets a cell phone
• Has Bart ever owned a bear or
• How about a crazy wedding?
• Where something happens and do do do do
• They'll never stop the Simpsons! Sorry for the clipshow!
• Have no fears, we've got story for years!

Season 14

You're a Bunch of Stuff

• You took a 20 carrot diamond and made it gleam
• Like a big spaghetti dinner, smothered in whip cream!
• You're like X-men number three in a milard bag
• You're a brand new muscle car and all the wheels of mag
• You make me feel as young as the blood I get from sheep
• You're like Jaclyn Basset in my favorite filmThe Deep
• You're sexy and exotic like a hooker from Bales,
• Or a patient with insurance who is crawling with disese
• You're a sundae underneath your great big cherries
• But remember that they're only temper-or-ar-y!
• But we'd like to say that we are very very
• Glad to see you
• And I degree you; the hottest chick to hit this city since the fire that killed 11(gasp)
• dangerous criminals!
• Hooray!
• And they're all mine!

I've Grown Accustomed to His Face

• I've grown accustomed to his face!
• And dreams of gouging out his eyes!
• I've grown accustomed to my hate; my plans to lass array;
• To disembowel, to hear him howl,
• The very reason that I live,
• Is plotting how to watch him die!
• Bart, turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep!
• I know this chubby scalawag has made my life a living hell
• And surly if I drank his blood I'd beat at peace but when?
• You've grown accustomed to my face
• This isn't a duet!
• Sorry!
• I've grown accustomed to your fear; to revenge; accustomed to
• your face!

Everybody Hates Ned Flanders

• Everybody in the USA
• hates their stupid neighbor
• He's Flanders and he's really, really, lame!
• Flanders tried to wreck my song,
• his views on birth control are wrong
• I hate his guts and Flanders is his name
• F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S, he's the man that I hate best
• I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
• F-L-A
• His name is Ned!
• E-R-S
• That's a stupid name!
• He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr No!
• You can't upset him even slightly,
• he just smiles and nods politely,
• then goes home and worships nightly
• His leftorium is an emporium of Woo!
• F-L-A
• Don't yell at Ned!
• D-E-R
• His wife is dead
• Everybody hates that stupid jerk
• Springfield's caught with Homer's joyous loathing!
• Filling clubs, with angry valentinos
• You don't have to move your feet,
• just hate Flanders to the disco beat
• He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!
• If you like polite left-handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
• or his creepy little offspring Rod and Tod
• That's us Hooray!
• F-L-A
• His name is Ned!
• E-R-S
• He is so white bread
• The smiling mustache geek who walks with G-d!

I Love to Walk

• I like to walk down the avenue, bust a move with disco Stu
• You shake me from my booty to me fro
• Yes I strut down the boulevard, burning off my excess lard
• I rarely feel the need to water down
• Top of the morning ladies!
• Bite us
• I can walk from Springfield to Alaska
• Then hop out with the stars in Malibu
• Hey Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi
• The guy who get fed into the wood chipper in Fargo?
• And when I hear "You can't walk to Turkmenistan!"
• I say of course I can, screw you
• Hey, would you guys like tickets to the independent film awards?
• Would we?!?
• Oh I love to crabolate, standing still I really hate
• So let me please reinerate,
• I love to(gets hit by car)

It's Me and You Again

• You hooked up in highschool,
• now you've come so far
• Then you started to hate him,
• and hit him with your car
• So I threw you a fancy banquet,
• and now you can't stay mad
• How about a makeup snuggle,
• it would be so rad(talking)
• when you turn out the light, I gotta hand it to me
• It looks like it's you and me again tonight,
• Marjorie

Season 15

Don't Vote For Me, Kids of Springfield

• I'm not that cool, I don't wear jeans,
• I've polished an apple or two
• But every grit that I grubbed,
• I grubbed it for you
• So call me bookworm,
• but I'll never squirm when there's work to be done
• Yes I'll take my lunch at my desk,while you're all outside having fun
• Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield,
• Unless you want an effective leader,
• I'll talk to teachers, I'll handle Skinner,
• A vote for Lisa makes you the winner!
• Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa!

I Am Their Queen

• You wanted to see me?
• Actually Lisa, I wanted you to see you! You're our president now, but you look like the first lady of yawn
• Well what would you change?
• Eyes, pearls, smile, hairpoints, dress, voice, shoes, Swatch watch!
• I may be a new girl, But you can't brainwash me
• Just Oshkosh B'Gosh me, and then leave me be
• To fight for kid power, I must be heard, not seen
• I have to lead wisely, not just primp and preen!
• Nails, dimples, ears, scrunchie, pearls, lunchbox, teeth, Milhouse!
• This beauting-up suits me, there's beauty within me
• So let's Olsen Twins me, give them something to love
• This grownup makeover, has made me a super-tween
• For they are my people, and I am their queen!

Evil Plan

• I'm so happy with my evil plan,
• say goodbye to music, gym, and art!
• Soon we will have the perfect school,
• where fun and excitement never start
• I'm so drunk I can barely see
• But it helps me get through another day
• My stomach is filled with haggis and hahn,
• I've gotta go puke in some hay
• Lisa is a fool!
• I think the rules are cool!
• I've fallen in the pool!

Kids of Springfield

• Poor Lisa, Poor Lisa, Poor Lisa!
• Don't cry for me kids of Springfield,
• You can still reach me through email,
• at smartgirl 6 3, underscore backslash,
• at yahoo dot com, at yahoo dot com!